Meet the sticker that announces itself before you do — a 3.75" warning label in the shape of a tactical llama. This wool-covered menace is geared for chaos: combat helmet secured, kit dialed in, eyes locked on bad decisions. Calm? Never. Problematic? Intentionally.
Wrapped around this four-legged liability is the phrase “I IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM”, because self-awareness is a weapon. Printed on durable, high-quality vinyl with a bold matte finish, this sticker slaps onto whatever surface needs a warning label, letting everyone nearby know you’re not here to blend in — you’re here to escalate.
- Sticker measures roughly 3.75 inches
- High quality 6 mil thick vinyl
- UV, Weather and Scratch Resistant Lamination
- Made in America Quality
- A TACTICAL GEAR JUNKIE BRAND PRODUCT